Jon Nimitz

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		Accidents cause History.



If Sigismund Unbuckle had taken a walk in 1426 and met Wat Tyler, the

Peasant's Revolt would never have happened and the motor car would not

have been invented until 2026, which would have meant that all the oil

could have been used for lamps, thus saving the electric light bulb and

the whale, and nobody would have caught Moby Dick or Billy Budd.

		-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"





The most advantageous, pre-eminent thing thou canst do is not to exhibit

nor display thyself within the limits of our galaxy, but rather depart

instantaneously whence thou even now standest and flee to yet another rotten

planet in the universe, if thou canst have the good fortune to find one.

		-- Carlyle