Avery Cardoza | Larry Ludmer

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Compras Nikon Bluetooth

1 Las Vegas Guide
This was a comprehensive look into Las Vegas for the average traveler. This book was very good at pointing out various hotspots and steering the reader clear of tourist traps. The one fault of this publication was that it contains no pictures of the area and only text and a few maps. Pictures would have enhanced the purpose of the travel guide by giving the reader visual cues to the Las Vegas when actually in the city.

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Besides the device, the box should contain:

	* Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING"

	* A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two

		club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns.



YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable.



IF ANYTHING IS DAMAGED OR MISSING: You IMMEDIATELY should turn to your spouse

and say: "Margaret, you know why this country can't make a car that can get

all the way through the drive-through at Burger King without a major

transmission overhaul?  Because nobody cares, that's why."



WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret.

		-- Dave Barry, "Read This First!"





The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin.

		-- Alexandre Arnoux, "Etudes et caprices"