Gary Oliver

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1 Loved it, laughed my ace off
I use these jokes at the game now and love this little collection. Poker players take being drawn out on way too seriously as it is. Rib a loser in West Texas , they may shoot you but, hey, laughter is the best medicine.

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"Boy, life takes a long time to live."

		-- Steven Wright





Top scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the earth's

supply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century. As man

struggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need your help. Please...



			CONSERVE GRAVITY



Follow these simple suggestions:



(1)  Walk with a light step.  Carry helium balloons if possible.

(2)  Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.

(3)  Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like curling.

(4)  Avoid showers .. take baths instead.

(5)  Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big pile.

(6)  Stop flipping pancakes