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Compras Nikon Bluetooth

1 The Sharp EL-2196BL is the best.
I had the Sharp VX 1652 Calculator and it was starting to slow down a bit. Used it for 17 years. This is the exact key position as the VX 1652, so no adjustment period. Everything has been improved. Love the Calendar and Clock. And the Black color is great to have. Recommend it highly.

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Q:	How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:	Two.  One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb

	itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective

	reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a

	maudlin cosmos of nothingness.





Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management science,

telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about 21st century aircraft:



	"The crew will consist of one pilot and a dog.  The pilot will

	nurture and feed the dog.  The dog will be there to bite the

	pilot if he touches anything.

		-- Fortune, Sept. 26, 1988

		   [the *magazine*, silly!]