Saturday, 17-May-2008 14:26:41 CDT
Quote of the Day:


A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

-- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."

Q: How many gradual (sorry, that's supposed to be "graduate") students
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "I'm afraid we don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my
advisor a $30,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he
can tell me how to do the shit work for him so he can take the
credit for answering this incredibly vital question."