Bob Phillips

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1 Funniest Book Around
This book is the funniest book I've ever read. It has jokes from a to z. Bob really finds the funny part of everything. "Hitler always consults with his consultents before doing something. 'What day am I going to die' asks Hitler. His consultent responds ' On a Jewish holiday.' 'How do you know that?''Because any day you die will become a Jewish holiday!" Everybody should have this bok in hand.

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Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.

		-- Walt Kelly





An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an

anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt

already heard.  After some observations and rough calculations the

engineer realizes the situation and starts laughing.  A few minutes later

the physicist understands too and chuckles to himself happily as he now

has enough experimental evidence to publish a paper.  This leaves the

mathematician somewhat perplexed, as he had observed right away that he

was the subject of an anecdote, and deduced quite rapidly the presence of

humour from similar anecdotes, but considers this anecdote to be too

trivial a corollary to be significant, let alone funny.