Ray Rivas

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1 Great gift for folks entering their 40's
This is a funny book for people over the age of 40... Excellent "bathroom" reading material. Most of the jokes made me laugh a lot. The cover might be a little deceiving, but it's the inside that counts.

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I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.  Now

when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and

farther, trying to see it clearly)...  and says, "Here, you can go."

		-- Steven Wright





I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli-

gence?"  I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there,

and use the word *billions*, and so on.  And then I say it would be astonishing

to me if there weren't extraterrestrial intelligence, but of course there is as

yet no compelling evidence for it.  And then I'm asked, "Yeah, but what do you

really think?"  I say, "I just told you what I really think."  "Yeah, but 

what's your gut feeling?"  But I try not to think with my gut.  Really, it's

okay to reserve judgment until the evidence is in.

		-- Carl Sagan