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Compras Nikon Bluetooth

1 An Old Friend
My sister got this book in kindergarten. She's 28 now but we still have it. All four of my children have loved it but my youngest son carries it with him everywhere. He has recently been diagnosed with Verbal Apraxia of speech which basically means that he's three and he still doesn't talk. He's such an outgoing child though and loves to communicate with sign and gestures. This book is his favorite because these are jokes that HE can tell and he loves telling them over and over and over.

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A statistician, who refused to fly after reading of the alarmingly high

probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane, realized that

the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low.

Now, whenever he flies, he carries a bomb with him.





Q:	What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?

A:	Open other end.